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~Haley~


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Reblogged from ruinedchildhood

sir-hathaway:

anceyleestar:

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via the-republics-champion)

Reblogged from gamsee

gamsee:

my whole life is just “oh ok”

(via condom)

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midesko:

Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this

(Source: pleatedjeans, via condom)

Reblogged from drinkingsomewine

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

(Source: drinkingsomewine, via joshpeck)

Reblogged from alsohigh

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh, via dutchster)

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Reblogged from thekingofqueens
Reblogged from snarg

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via hotboyproblems)

Reblogged from orangewave

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

(via unescapable)

Reblogged from neverlaandss

(Source: http, via donuht)

Reblogged from joydick
heteroh:

this has gone too far

heteroh:

this has gone too far

(Source: joydick)

Reblogged from abbycogen
I wonder
whose arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved.
this becomes almost deeper when you think of non-romantic loves too (via suspend)

(Source: abbycogen, via rub-me-the-right-way)

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(Source: gotzemarios, via unescapable)

Reblogged from chickemuqqets

chickemuqqets:

Complaining to my parents like

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(via onlylolgifs)