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finnxodairr:

do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

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wolverxne:

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closet-sherlockian:

"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

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baristaaathings:

Today my coworker almost spilled an entire gallon of milk and when he picked it up I said “Whoever said ‘dont cry over spilled milk’ obviously didnt work at Starbucks” and he looked at me and said “How long have you been waiting to say that?”

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  • me: (Drivethru) Hello, Welcome to Southbrook starbucks what can i get started for you tonight?
  • customer: can i have a grande chai latte and ummm medium chai latte
  • me: alright so 2 grande chai tea lattes anything else?
  • customer: NO, A GRANDE CHAI AND A MEDIUM CHAI
  • me:
  • me:
  • coworker:
  • shift:
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Oh my GOD I just loooooove coffee!!!! I just need my caffeine!!!!! 12-year-old who got a Vanilla Bean Frappuccino (via notastarbucks)

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notarealbarista:

What I wanna say whenever someone within earshot insults a drink I made or gets mad at me following policy.

notarealbarista:

What I wanna say whenever someone within earshot insults a drink I made or gets mad at me following policy.

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starbucksemployeeproblems:

I think I pray more to the barista gods than my god.

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starbucksemployeeproblems:

customer: excuse me i was just in the drive thru and they gave me this broken iced lemon pound cake this is unacceptable and happens every time i come here

me: well see sometimes the cake falls apart in the bag but that doesn’t actually affect the quality of the cake but wow your life is really hard so sorry here have a new one

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  • customer: i got four drinks this is only one
  • me: yes you fucking moron I'm making the other three I can't shit out frappucinos
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jbeeeeeez said: One day somebody came in my store and asked if we had coffee. Bout an hour or so later someone came in and asked if we had pancakes. What is life

starbucksemployeeproblems:

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pseudostarbucks:

Yes Jake, this Grande Iced Latte for Sue is definitely your Venti Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino.

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