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the romance of the public library


the romance of the public library

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Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

These people are real.

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school tomorrow more like school tomorno

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when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

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who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table

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get out

he ate too much pi

oh my god

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i tried to grab fog
but i mist

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what the fuck do fish do for fun

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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

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